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Names Cory. 19. I post various shit. It's hard to take me serious. Sarcastic 24/7. I think I'm Canadian.

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

Nobody. Say. Anything.

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

Nobody. Say. Anything.

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

image

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it