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Names Cory. 19. I post various shit. It's hard to take me serious. Sarcastic 24/7. I think I'm Canadian.

hi:

yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

pyramidsandporn:

brokenponycutiemark:

Some background: I’ve worked in gaming since 1994. I’ve worked in video game QA (quality assurance) for 8 years.

This is the FINEST glitch I’ve ever seen ANYWHERE - and that includes the World of Warcraft “turn north and crash” bug I keep running into.

omfg

dangstrider:

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

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forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

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Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric was just the icing on the cake. 

Oh he iced her cake alright

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn